
My BFG is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my BFG is useless.
Without my BFG I am useless.
I must fire my BFG true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to frag me.
I must frag him before he frags me.
I will.
I swear this creed: my BFG and myself are defenders of my team, we are the pwners of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until my enemy is blown to bits.
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